VALENTINE DATE ONLINE!

So am chatting with a friend and she was like:

"My DATE hasn't come. Am still waiting."

I asked her where he went to and why he would be so heartless to keep her waiting on this beautiful day which was set aside to celebrate LOVE.

She replied me saying she hadn't got the slightest idea where he would be.

I asked her to call but she said the lines she tried were not connecting. I was mad at this guy who was keeping a pretty lady waiting.

Angrily, I asked in Pidgin English: "Who be this guy sef!??"

She said: " I don't know o. I just ordered a DATE." :) u know....  Same way you order a phone" :D

Lol I laughed!! Then i asked in pidgin again: "You order DATE online!!!! na phone!" Lol :) :D

She said she choose electronic because she does not trust all the guys around and that they could be fake. A date, online, was bound to be reliable.

Well, she said it was KONGA.com o! And she is worried they may not deliver today.

The problem is if they deliver tomorrow, chicken would have FINISHED!!

I asked why she didnt use Jumia.com.ng; she said she would try them next time.

I sympathized with her and ask her to call CUSTOMER CARE to find out if they had shipped her date....

HAPPY VALENTINE PEEPS!!